Monday, March 25, 2013

Ladies at Work


After a recent unpleasant encounter at work, I've been thinking about what it means to be a lady in the workplace.  Just because we want equal rights doesn't mean all hints of chivalry should die!  It's quite irritating to have a grown man let a door slam in your face while holding an armful of books.  And this has happened more than once in recent months.

With this in mind, I've come up with a few do's and don'ts for us women at work . . .

DON'T:
- Walk into work with a frown
DO:
- Be the cheerful person everyone loves to see in the morning

DON'T:
- Dress in a manner to attract flirtation
DO:
- Dress to attract compliments for your good taste

DON'T:
- Allow emotions to make your decisions
DO:
- Reflect on your feelings overnight before reacting

DON'T:
- Cry, complain, or make excuses during a meeting
DO:
- Accept responsibility, but stand up for yourself when necessary

DON'T:
- Tear down another co-worker to build yourself up
DO:
- Encourage success with your teammates (especially female) so they'll do the same for you

And finally . . .

DON'T:
- Expect someone to open the door for you
DO:
- Offer sincere thanks to those who do (I expect this will result in more door openings)

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Sick Lady

I'll be brief... It's absolutely impossible to feel ladylike while doing the following:

a) Blowing one's nose (even with a silk handkerchief)
b) Gargling with salt water (even from a crystal goblet)
c) Coughing up one's lung (even though TB has been made to seem romantic)
d) "Sweating out" a fever (even if reclining on a fancy chaise lounge)

All of the above is just, straight up, gross.